lolzpicx:

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

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kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

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darrenpillowscriss:

aesawinterfell:

yodropthechampagne:

i wrote a poem

whoa

I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…

rnarker:

rnarker:

for every note this gets im running a mile

nevermind please no

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wickedfemale:

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

i was on the telephone with blockbuster video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence

marinasexual:

story time

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying

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